Why hello there, big yellow giraffe! You might not be small, but you sure are cute! Some lucky, lucky homeowner in Stamford, CT. has this adorable yellow giraffe sculpture prancing around her front yard. Now that it’s Spring, you can imagine this magnificent African even-toed ungulate mammal just nibbling on the cherry blossoms blooming everywhere in town. Oh you silly giraffe, with your spots, sunglasses, and fesitive wreath on your neck, you bring a smile to everyone who drives down your street. Are those zebra socks you’re sporting? Oh, you! Be proud of your tall yellow fiberglass self! Be proud you never moved to a Home Owners Association neighborhood!