Lonely Piece of Cheese

Oh lonely piece of American Cheese, you were left over after the nice deli counterman cut your siblings into delicious little slices and sent them to happy homes. You’re sitting there all lonely at Grade A, wondering if you’ll ever find someone kind and caring to take pity on you, and purchase you for the rather reasonable price of $3.25/lb. Don’t worry little piece of American cheese – you’ll soon have plenty of friends… in my tummy!

lonely cheese